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The blind man
There was a blind man standing by the road side,
begging for alms. A man passing by gave him a fake 500 coin.
Later the man passed by the beggar again. This was what ensued
between the man and the blind man:
BLIND MAN: Sir, you gave me fake money in the
morning.
MAN: How did you know it was fake money? Who told
you 1 gave it to you? I think you are not blind. Are you?
BLIND MAN: No I am not, I’m begging for my friend
who is blind.
MAN: Where is he?
BLIND MAN: He is at home watching TV.
A teacher wanted the answer to a mathematical
question from his students. This was what went on between them:
Teacher: Kofi, if you have ten apples and your
friend takes five out of them what will be the result?
Kofi: A fight, Sir.
A class teacher gave his students class work to
do and this was what went on between them:.
Teacher Yamoah, what are you doing? Copying
Philip’s work?
Yamoah: No sir, I am just
checking, in case he has written answers similar to mine.
There were three boys who attended school up to
class two. They met their teacher. one day and they asked him
for three questions which might be asked when they went in for
an interview The teacher told the first boy that if they went,
they would ask him how many people wanted the job. He should
say, “we three”. The other will also be asked why they wanted it
and they should say, “because of money.” While the other would
be asked when to start work, he should say the “earlier the
better.” On their way they beat up a man and some policemen
arrested them. They asked who killed him? and they said “we
three.” Why? And they said “because of money.”
By Leticia Lindsay
One day, a rnnu hoarded a taxi from Kumasi to
Kejetia.The Elan was carrying a bigloafo in a polythene bag and
placed it on the seat beside him. The driver asked the man to
pay an additional fare for placing. the bread on the seat. The
man got angry and ate all the bread and said to the driver 1
charge my stomach!’
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Mr.. Laryea, the school principal received a
call. “Mary cannot come to school
today”, said the caller.
Mr. Laryea asked, ‘who am I speaking to?’
The caller said, “my mother.’
There was a blind man who sat by the roadside
begging. One day, many people came to give him money and this
was what ensued between him and the people:
Blind man: Oh, Oh, please form one queue so that
I can see you well and collect my money
Kofl went to church and was
able to get a seat near a pretty lady. He started talking to the
lady about love. The lady shouted, “Oh leave me alone”.
Everybody’s eyes were on them, so Kofi feeling ashamed also
said, “I will never leave you until you accept Jesus Christ as
your personal Saviour”.
Two thieves, Xoxy and Castro, were put in the
same cell for stealing a watch and a sheep respectively. The
thieves didn’t talk to each other for some hours. Castro decided
to break the silence and asked Xoxy: “What says your time?” Xoxy,
thinking he was being teased by his colleague for stealing a
watch replied: “It is time for stealing sheep”.
“THE BOMB”
T Afghan men were driving to a location where
they intended to plant a bomb. The bomb was on the other’s lap;
the one who had the bomb on his lap said, “Drive faster, the
bomb may go off anyminute and the driver replied,
Oh! don’t worry we have a spareone in the boot.
Francis Bosumtwe
A man who wanted to go to the mortuary but didnt
know the way asked a young boy, This was what ensued between him
and the boy: - Mani Can you please direct me to the mortuary?
Boy: Oh yes, you just close your eyes and cross
that busy road, you will soon get to the mortuary.
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WHY IMPOSE YOUR DECISIONS ON US
A teenagers, we need help,
especially from our parents, but they seem to turn blind eyes to
our problems and ignore us.
Parents prefer to take
decisions for their teenage children and expect them to accept
those decisions always. Sometimes, their decisions are contrary
to the child’s ideas, so there is usually a lot of conflict in
the home.
As teenagers, we face a lot
of challenges which our parents sometimes do not understand. We
expect our parents to sit and reason with us instead of imposing
their rules and ideas on us. They should try to know our
problems and help us solve them.
The main problem in our
homes is that, there is often lack of communication between
parents and children. Parents often force us to do what they
want and never what we want to do. Sometimes, however, their
decisions backfire and they regret.
Children should be given
more r room to operate, especially in the choice of subjects for
a future career. This is to avoid a situation where parents
force careers we do not like on us, something which greatly
affects our final grades.
In fact, there are too many
restrictions in the home. Please, allow us to have a free hand
to learn and grow up to be responsible citizens in future.
Belinda Amenyeawu
GIRL CHILD EDUCATION
We wish to make our parents
aware about girl child education. We want our parents to be
aware that girl education is something important not only to us,
but also the whole nation. The reason is that some people think
the place for the girl is the kitchen.
We want to assure everybody
who thinks that way that it’s not true, because, what Kofi can
do Ama can do better, There is said that if you educate a man
you educate only a person but if you educate a woman you educate
a whole nation and remember, knowledge is power So ‘n pleading
with the Minister of Education to do something about it.
Thank you.
Nardia Ashong
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TEENAGE PREGNANCY WHO IS TO BLAME?
Teenage pregnancy occurs
when young girls find themselves pregnant by having sexual
intercourse with boys and men.
A teenager is a person
between the ages of thirteen and nineteen years. When a teenager
is pregnant who is to be blamed? She has to blame herself. She
also brings shame and disgrace to her parents. Teenage pregnancy
may be caused by peer pressure.
When these teenagers are
pregnant, they try to hide it from their parents and take to
abortion which may lead them to death.
A number of rape cases also
cause teenage pregnancy. The way some teenagers arouse the
sexual interest of men can lead to rape.
Teenage girls are not mature
enough to deliver and therefore have to undergo operation before
delivery. Their parents find it difficult to pay surgical bills
associated with such operations.
Teenage mothers suffer a lot
of complications.
Teenage pregnancy swells up
the population and creates more socio-economic problems for
government.
I think the government
should help such unfortunate girls with money to take care of
their children. There should also be programmes in the mass
media and the schools, to educate students to refrain from such
sexual practices which create these problems.
Belinda Amankwah
Bubiashie Branch
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Poems |
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TREE SHADOWS
All hushed the trees are
waiting
On tiptoe for the sight
Of moonrise shedding splendour
Across the dusk of night
Ah, now the moon is risen
And lo, without a sound
The trees all write their welcome
Anna Priscilla Acquah-Mills
EDUCATION
How sweet and important you
are.
You have made nations,
families, and mankind practical. Your presence has been the
greatest gift to mankind. But who should be educated? Everyone,
including you and I, needs education for good health, food and
brilliant policies. Without education a country can never
develop.
Ama Boamah Mensah,
PHILOSOPHY OF WORK
Work is a gift from God, but
not a curse from God. If anyone sees work as a curse, it shall
be a burden for the person. Do not sit by your work and do
nothing. Do not say work must be abolished for, without work how
can man survive?. So my dear future leaders do your work well,
and make mother Ghana a successful and happy home.
Ernestina Asubonteng
Dansoman Datus Complex School
SWEET DATUS
Sweet Datus
Datus! Datus! Datus!
Datus what a great school!
Datus, I am very proud of you.
My love for you Datus
For ever stays strong.
I will never forget your toils.
You gave me life.
You give me all he comfort ‘need.
Without you, I wouldn't have become what lam today
My dear Datus,
Seasoned from heaven’s kitchen,
You taught me how to love and care.
Sweet Datus, your charming smiles.
Will for ever remain in my memory
I will always love you, sweet Datus
Sumaya Amadu,
Kasoa Datus Complex School
SUCCESS
Success, Success, Success No
one knows when one will succeed, But one thing I know, with
determination you can succeed.
For many have tried and
testified that yea simply can succeed.
Man is born to be
successful, \ he plans his life very well. So you see, we should
be determined, Be hardworking and persevere for a bright future.
For one is born to succeed.
Success, success it can be achieved
So friends and parents,
let’s press forward, for with God, all things are possible.
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A MYSTERIOUS WORLD
Oh, what a world we live in!
The world is full of happiness, sorrow and uncertainty.
Sometimes I find myself smiling Sometimes weeping and other
times, I find myself in-between the two.
Man, clothed in little
power, suppresses his fellow man. Pride, arrogance, sycophancy,
back-biting and self-seeking, have taken the better part of the
world. We look forward to the day when men will really live like
brothers. Loving one another and living in absolute peace and
perpetual happiness.
Above all things, let us
never forget that mankind constitutes one big brotherhood.
All born to live in a temporal world of mystery and passions.
By: Juliana Sam
CHILDREN OF DATUS
Children of Datus! Children
of Datus! You are blessed.
You are blessed with a great
school; A school with good teachers) headmasters and directors.
You are he future of the
world. So you must put more effort in learning and reading, for
it will lead you to a bright future..
You can become doctors,
businessmen and women and others. If you don’t learn orgo to
schoolyou will become a truck pus her, ice-water seller and
others.
So put more effort in
learning and get a better future.
DATUS OUR ALMA MATER
1. DATUS: the desire of a
man who gave the locomotive, of education steam- To Ghana he
gave his heart, That heart is DATUS.
2. DATUS, the eminent
Where we felt the second bond of love and companionship.
The place where we learned to he prudent and illustrious.
That eminence is DATUS.
3. DATUS, the abode
The abode where we as informed scholars grew.
We learned to see beyond Our differences and embrace love.
That abode is DATUS.
4. DATUS, Our alma mater
The adored memory of a placid-loving schoolman.
We pledge soon to elevate our school with virtues and knowledge.
The knowledge which is power
DATUS, our alma mater
DATUSCO: KNOWLEDGE JS POWER
DATUS
Datus! Datus!! Datus!!!
The school of future leaders.
Where all parents would like their wards to be
The school of’ bright colours and bright future.
Hail the name of Datus
The school of goodd grades and good morals.
The school God has blessed
We say forward ever backwards never.
Knowledge is Power.
FeIix Brako
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